Sorry I haven't posted in a vile. I mean, while, but because of ze sveedish accents ve are not alloved to say the letters w and j. Instead eet iz v and j as in ya!
Oh my goodness, I cannot remember J9‽'s snippet, although I do remember it not having to do with me being a rehab student!! *glllaaaree*
Watch this, I command theeeeee. CATS
It is veree funny, ja???
Okay, Garbled munchkins are destroying all of the orange sandwiches. So Me and my flowerpot went to hide from them, because my flowerpot, also named Johnson is hilghly addicted to orange sandwiches.
So as we hid under the GREAT GIANT TORTOISE MUG with Johnson nibbling his sandwiches, we heard the garbled Munchkins, now smelling out Johnson's sandwiches.
"Let it go, Johnson" I said. "Who knows what they'll do to you?"
"NOOO!" So I threw it away from him. I held him back as he tried to struggle away.
"Oh yea? Well, I'm your father!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I screamed, as Johnson approached his sandwich. Then, as the munchkin came up, he shoved into his flowerpotty mouth. The munchkin began to cry, and stepped on Johnson's flowerpotty toe, and ran off.
'Problem solved"
"That's why I have a desire to say 'fabokamooooopsy' on groundhog day"
Then we both danced the polka 'till we couldn't dance no more.
Fin.
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Wow. That was certainly interesting. Especially for a late night read.
Ahhh, Janine, I'm bored! Save me!
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